Bend my finger back (snap)
Wrap it in a paper towel
Break a twig in half and set it straight
Hit me with a wood bat
Hit me with a canister that's fired while
The soldiers drive away
Bend my finger back (snap)
On and on and on and on for days
Hit me with a wood bat
Hit me like a Yankee, like a son of
Freedom never as a slave
It's etiquette, you idiot
Spend time behind the line
Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine
Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine
And baby you're not anybody's fool
Bless me with a heart attack
A real crise cardiaque
And show me where to find the surgeon's knife
Eviscerate me now (hack)
Take me to my punishment
The punishment I've needed all my life
Bend my finger (snap)
On and on and on and on with strife
Listen to my bum rap
Listen to the evidence exonerating me from being right
It's etiquette, you idiot
Spend time behind the line
Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine
Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine
And baby you're not anybody's fool
I know that I've been wicked and the road to hell is wide
Cursed by curiosity that made us go inside
Everyone was charming but they took us for a ride
But baby, you're not anybody's fool
Sing next year in Jerusalem
You know - the one at W. 103rd and Broadway?
Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye
I don't wanna live like this but I don't wanna die
Condolences to gentle hearts who couldn't bear to try
I don't wanna live like this but I don't wanna die