You know it really won't surprise me
if you're a wreck by the age of fourteen
so often colour coordinated
your sister she's an eighties fan
you say your life will be the death of you
tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
but they never do
drinking vodka on the fly
your mother has a watchful eye
run away to a bed and breakfast
console yourself with the Reader's Digest
you say your life will be the death of you
tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
but they never do
no they never do
instr.
You say your life will be the death of you
tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
but they never do
no they never do
I'm gonna tell you something good about yourself
I'll say it now and I'll never say it about no one else