Hello, I see you wanted to talk
It?s been so cold, no, don?t turn this off
I?ve got something to show you
A little video to get to know you
The quality?s not great but look! There?s me
Putting something in my mouth -- it?s a computer key
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
You didn?t even wish me ?bon appetit?
And I?m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
You see the red drip from my lips
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
And I?m chewing up bits of the screen but it?s glass
It?s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
I won?t leave until you watch it all
You see me on every single screen
This video is seventeen hours long
Your power?s running low
It?s 2am and you open your phone
For a moment you know you?re alone in your home
And then there?s me, eating real slow
And I?m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
You see the red drip from my lips
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
And I?m chewing up bits of the screen but it?s glass
It?s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
I won?t leave until you watch it all
I?m what you see on your screen
But your friends can?t see me
What you feel isn?t real
These pixels can?t be me
A man trapped in a machine
If there?s a God how could he be so mean
I?m what you see on your screen
But your friends can?t see me
What you feel isn?t real
These pixels can?t be me
A man trapped in a machine
If there?s a God how could he be so mean
I?m what you see on your screen
But your friends can?t see me
What you feel isn?t real
These pixels can?t be me
A man trapped in a machine
If there?s a God how could he be so mean
I?m what you see on your screen
But your friends can?t see me
What you feel isn?t real
These pixels can?t be me
A man trapped in a machine
If there?s a God how could he be so mean
And I?m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
You see the red drip from my lips
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
And I?m chewing up bits of the screen but it?s glass
It?s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
I won?t leave until you watch it all
And I?m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
You see the red drip from my lips
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
And I?m chewing up bits of the screen but it?s glass
It?s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
I won?t leave until you watch it all
Outro
And I?m collapsing onto my table
I ate as much as I was able to
Now it?s time to say goodbye
I give you a smile