I'll tell you 'bout the driver that lives inside my head
starts me up and stops me and puts me into bed
he opens up my mouth when its time for me to talk
and fires up my legs when he wants me to walk
Keeps my eyes open for most of the day
adds to my memory the things people say
when he makes decisions I don't have to wait
and sometimes it seems that he's got too much on his plate
Like this morning when I woke up and he dressed me in this shirt
I'll tell you 'bout the driver
that lives inside my head
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