Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall
Drunk men swear & that's not all
Quite often drunks will urinate outdoors
Like widowed women drunk men weep
Like children curled up drunk men sleep
Like a dog a drunk will crawl about on all fours
Be it broke bum or rich rake
His dinner be it bread or cake
His beverage be the worst of whiskey, finest wine
Puke it stinks & so it seems
A drunkard goes to great extremes
But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line
Drunks are strong & drunks are weak