Quit acting so friendly.
Don't nod don't laugh all nicely.
Don't think you'll up end me.
Don't sigh, don't sip your iced tea.
And don't say, "It's been a while "
And don't flash that stupid smile.
Don't ask me how I've been.
Don't ask me how I've been.
Don't think I've forgotten,
you never liked that necklace.
So cordial, so rotten
Kiss, kiss, let's meet for breakfast.
Don't show up so on time
and don't act like you're so kind
Don't ask me how I've been.
Don't ask me how I've been.
ohh ohh ahhhhhhh
Don't sit there and play just
so frank, so straight, so candid,
so thoughtful, so gracious,
so sound, so even handed.
Don't be so damn benign
and don't waste my fucking time.
Don't ask me how I've been.
Don't ask me how I've been.