Don't ruin it for the rest of us
With your braggin that you fell in love
Can't you see we're kinda busy here
Swappin lies and cryin in our beer
So you're getting married good for you
It's first inning Braves are down by two
Grab a seat and keep your big mouth shut
And don't ruin it for the rest of us
I hardly recognized you
With that smile on your face
Your shirt's tucked in, you shaved your chin
And every hair's in place
You smell a whole lot better
Than anybody in this bar
Here's a dollar, buy yourself a cheap cigar
CHORUS (changes to 3rd inning in line 6)
So you're getting married good for you
It's 9th inning we're about to lose
I told you twice to keep your pie hole shut
And don't ruin it for the rest of us
Can't you see that we've been through enough
Don't ruin it for the rest of us