Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
My roof's got a hole in it and I might drown.
Oh, yes, my roof's got a hole in it and I might drown.
#1.
There was a crooked man and he had a crooked smile,
had a crooked sixpence and he walked a crooked mile.
Had a crooked cat and he had a crooked mouse,
they all lived together in a crooked little house.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
My roof's got a hole in it and I might drown.
Oh, yes, my roof's got a hole in it and I might drown.
#2.
Well, this crooked little man and his crooked little smile,
took his crooked sixpence and he walked a crooked mile.
Bought some crooked nails and a crooked little bat,
tried to fix his roof with a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
My roof's got a hole in it and I might drown.
Oh, yes, my roof's got a hole in it and I might drown.
#3.
Now this crooked little man and his crooked cat and mouse,
they all live together in a crooked little house.
Has a crooked door with a crooked little latch,
Has a crooked roof with a crooked little patch.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
My roof's got a hole in it and I might drown.
Oh, yes, my roof's got a hole in it and I might drown.
Chorus: (Key change.)
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Ah, hah, Oh, no, don't let the rain come down.
Oh, yes, my roof's got a hole in it my roof's got
a hole in it my roof's got a hole in it
and I might drown.
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.