Just bought me a great long ticket, gonna use it at 4 PM
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
You thought you little romance was on the strict QT
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
Verse
I won't be around to hear you cry
I'm Texas bound and by and by
You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
Verse
When you'll be feeling blue
You'll find that you can't pay your bills
With alittle old IOU
That dynamite your messing with may be T N T
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
Verse
No need to fall, down on your knees
Cause I know all my ABC&65533s
Ain't no collage profresses ain't got no PHD
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD