I can't believe it, I just don't understand
you're wearing a Tupac t-shirt but you're talking like a Ku Klux Klan
man, when will you get it? you used to be a friend of mine,
but now I know in time you'll be panhandling down on Pine,
Chorus
you dirty sponge, dirty sponge
soak up everything you can from everyone,
wearing out your welcome, soon you'll have no one you're no fun, you dirty sponge
Verse 2
think that every hot lady has got it bad for you
obviously, you haven't seen all the dried puke on your shoe
bumming every dollar, bottle, sofas and half smoked cigarettes
and pulling pubes out your underwear or a free meal you get
Verse 3
I can't believe it, I just don't understand
you're wearing your joe-mamma t-shirt but you're talking like a Ku Klux Klan
man, when will you get it? you used to be a friend of mine,
but now I know in time you'll be panhandling down on Pine
Chorus
you dirty sponge, dirty sponge
soak up everything you can from everyone,
wearing out your welcome, soon you'll have no one you're no fun, you dirty sponge
Chorus
you dirty sponge, dirty sponge
soak up everything you can from everyone,
wearing out your welcome, soon you'll have no one you're no fun.