When you're climbing up a tree
And it's running down your knee
Diarrhea, (Diarrhea), Diarrhea
When you're sitting in the gutter
And your eating bread and butter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When your climbing in the the loft
And you tread in somethin' soft
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think you're having fun
But you got a smelly bum
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea