Remember when we got the news
Confirming our worst fears
I said he wouldn?t make it six months
And others gave him a year
And sure enough last Saturday
We paid our last respects
He left us here still in this life
And he?s gone on to the next
I?d never seen him wear a tie
But he looked so natural, almost lifelike
The preacher spoke, his mother cried
When he said ?Son, you may now kiss the bride?
Everyone cheered, I thought how odd