Dear Eloise I am writing to say a number of funny things
I heard today.
I heard that he's left you and run off to sea. Could be
the best thing that's happened to me.
( 2-3-4) Verse 1
Writing this letter to make you feel better
Sorry to hear that he's left you this way
I could have told you he was much older
So much older than you
Verse 2
Please read this letter closely It's beneficial to you
You must read in between the lines the message you
will see
And if you use your mind you'll find I want you back
with me
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba (ect sung to verse)