It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pulling logs
Cab-over pete with a reefer on and a jimmy haulin' hogs
We was headin for bear on I- 1 0 bout a mile outta shaky town
I says pig-pen this here's the rubber duck
and I'm about to put the hammer down
Cuz we got a little convoy, rocking through the night
Yah we got a little convoy, aint she a beautiful sight
Common and join our convoy, aint nothing gonna get in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin convoy across the U.S.A
Convoy
"Ah breaker pigpen this here's the duck and ah you
By the time we got into Tulsa town
We hada 85 trucks in all
But there's a roadblock up on the clover leaf
And them bears was wall to wall
Yah them smokies was thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says calling all trucks this here's the duck
And we about to go huntin' bear
CHORUS (change "little" to "great big")
Well we rolled up interstate 44 like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left em sittin on the scales
By the time we hit that Chi-town, them bears was a gettin smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements from
the Illinois national guard
There was armored cars and tanks and jeeps and rigs of every size
Yah them chicken coops was full o' bears
and choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line and we went for broke
with a thousand screamin trucks
And eleven long-haired friends o' Jesus in a chartreuse micrabus
"Ah rubber duck to sodbuster come over.
Yah 10-4 sodbuster listen you wanna put that micrabus
Well we laid a strip for the jersey shore
and prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
but I didnt have a dog-goned dime
I says pigpen this here's the rubber duck,
we just ainta gonna pay no toll
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