Verse 1: (play same chords FAST!! while singing the words)
A real life superhero. He's got the Holy Ghost.
There's some kids there in trouble,
need a pepsi on the double,
then he shouts, not so quiet,
"Would you like regular or diet?"
Found a campsite for some kids,
by the stage is what he did.
People ask why he's so nice,
he wants to be like Jesus Christ.
Go! Go!
He's on the ball to save the masses,
got some thick old horned-rimmed glasses.
His head is bald, he shaved it shiny.
Kicks the devil in his hiney.
Chuck will keep(???) Skins his head
Jumps up at him, who knows what's left?
People ask why he's so nice,
he wants to be like Jesus Christ
Combat Chuck (Go! Go!) Combat Chuck (pick-it up! pick-it up!)
(end)
That's it, If anyone know what the part they didn't post in the book is