?Well have you ever stopped to wonder,
How they do Christmas there Down Under,
How do they make Christmas nice,
When they ain?t got no snow and ice,
And what about poor Santa?s sleigh,
He has to come from fucking miles away,
And what about poor Mick Dundee,
well he ain?t got no Christmas tree,
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Christmas here is much more fun,
We?ve got surfing, we got sun,
Christmas here?s sweet as a peach,
Opening presents on the beach,
We?ve got barbies, we?ve got beer,
Santa wishes he lives here,
Loads of laughter, loads of booze,
Christmas with the Kangaroos?
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?Well have you ever stopped to wonder,
How they do Christmas Day Down Under,
Have you ever stopped to think,
Do they have much punch to drink,
Or don?t you just find it shocking,
Have you got tim tams in your stocking,
Do you wander where Jesus was born,
No coz they?ve go kylie they?ve got Shane Warne?
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Christmas here is much more fun,
We?ve got surfing, we got sun,
Christmas here?s sweet as a peach,
Opening presents on the beach,
We?ve got barbies, we?ve got beer,
Santa wishes he lives here,
Loads of laughter, loads of booze,
Christmas with the Kangaroos?
Loads of laughter, loads of booze,
It?s Christmas with the Kangaroos?