I met him in a crowlded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
he knows the claret from his beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way (he went)
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He think's his educated airs
Those family shares
Will protect him
That we will respect him
He moves in circles of friends
who just pretend
that they like him
he does the same to them
And when you put it all together
that's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide (he went)
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He talks at speed, he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see
his days are tumbling
Down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen
for you to listen
but no one is listening
And when you put it all together
that's the model of a charmless man
He think's his educated airs
Those family shares
Will protect him
That we will respect him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen
for you to listen
but no one is listening
And when you put it all together
that's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na