Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat everyday at noon
They can feed you cat and you?ll never know
What they're wrappin' up in dough, boy
They fry it real crisp in dough
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more