Caught in a castle
Caught in a castle with a sewing machine
Cross from the chapel
"What a hassle, what a hassle to be sewing a seam, what a hassle, what a hassle to be living a dream!"
Catching a castle
Catching a castle with a shredding machine
Would you like to wrastle?
Ill let you pin me down just to make a scene
What a hassle, what a hassle to be tearing a seam,
What a hassle, what a hassle detonating a dream
Fasten your tassle
Fasten your tassle to a fat oak tree
Then give me all your cash
One needs a certain amount just to be like me,
Im just sitting in my castle, with an insane cackle just a-threading my dream
And it aint no hassle, it aint no hassle detonating the seams.