THEY OFFERED ME THE OFFICE, OFFERED ME THE SHOP
THEY SAID I'D BETTER TAKE ANYTHING THEY'D GOT
DO YOU WANNA MAKE TEA AT THE BBC?
DO YOU WANNA BE, DO YOU REALLY WANNA BE A COP?
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES ARE THE ONES THAT NEVER KNOCK
EVERY JOB THEY OFFER YOU IS TO KEEP YOU OUT THE DOCK
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, THE ONES THAT NEVER KNOCK
I HATE THE ARMY AN' I HATE THE RAF
BUS DRIVER AMBULANCE MAN TICKET INSPECTOR
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO INTRODUCE CONSCRIPTION;
CAREERS AIN'T NEVER GONNA KNOCK
CAREERS AIN'T NEVER GONNA KNOCK
CAREERS AIN'T NEVER GONNA KNOCK