Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.
Wo, used to live in Jamaica but I don't live dere no more.
Had to change me lifestyle, do t'ings I never done before.
So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman living in dis American town.
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records, gonna get me some Jackson Browne.
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.
Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks, t'row away all me ganja.
I'll have a tupperware party, maybe join me a health spa.
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits and a microwave oven, too.
Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque.
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.
Ain't gonna work in de field no more, gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no), gonna be Amway distributor
(Ja) Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard,
I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard.
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn (aaah not got to mow de lawn).
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.
What'd you say?
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.
What'd you say?
Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Cuisinart,
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn.
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on.