Hallelujah, Dads and Mommies,
Cowboys, Rebels, Yanks and Commies
Buy yourselves som real red blooded fun
If you want to make the grade,
You've got to have a hand grenade,
Buy a gun for your son right away, Sir
Shake his hand like a man and let him play, Sir
Let his little mind expand, Place a weapon in his hand,
For the skills he learns today will someday pay, Sir
Pound that kid into submission