Well, I went camping and I caught poison oak,
Calamine lotion makes me look like a pink joke
What?s so embarrassing is where I?ve got the itch
I caught it going #2 hangin? over a ditch
Chorus
It itches when I sit down and when the flame goes out
I hope it?s gone before the venture girls find out
Interlude
verse 2
The phrase that we're known for is to 'Be Prepared'
We?re supposed to play 'dead' when we see a bear
I don't tell anyone but that's the craziest thing I've heard
He?ll eat you up and make you into a turd
Chorus
If I see a bear I?ll try to be in a 'dead stance'
But I?ll probably poop in my pants
Instrumental
verse 3
In all seriousness, you guys are really cool
t?s noble and impressive we?re so proud of you
Men of integrity, woman of honor
In the same class as Neil Armstrong and Gerald Ford
Chorus
It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud
I'm honored to perform for such a crowd
Interlude
Chorus
It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud
Give yourselves a round applause and make it loud.
Ending