He's got papers on his desktop, they're stacked up in a bunch
Dagwood worked for decades, he's never been promoted once
Blondie's got the lunch crowd in a catering cafe
She's tired of making meatloaf, it's time to get away
Hey Blondie you're looking pretty good for a girl who's 82
Hey Blondie out of all those high society women, he chose you
And Dagwood get off the couch, don't you fall asleep so soon
You gotta take her up on the roof and take a look at the moon
Dagwood's not the morning guy so he makes the car pool late