When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
When Black Friday falls you know it's got to be
Don't let it fall on me
When Black Friday comes
I'll fly down to Muswellbrook
Gonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes
When Black Friday comes I'll be on that hill
You know I will
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
When Black Friday comes I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name