She wandered in when I was working the bar
And I said hey there sugar tell me how you are
And what I gotta do to call you on the telephone
She said well you?re kinda cute
In a Hawaiian shirt and those cowboy boots
But you?re probably better off to just leave me alone
verse 2
She had a butterfly behind one ear
And a hummingbird near here derriere
And a tramp stamp with ambiguous Chinese characters
She had a dragon disappearing up one sleeve
And I hope to God that I?m not naive
But I believe on her ankle was the Virgin of Guadalupe
I?m lookin? for that girl with bad tattoos
That?s what I need to chase away these blues
I?m lookin? for that girl with bad tattoos
Maybe baby that?s what I like about you
verse 3
One slender leg had a unicorn
There was Jesus with a crown of thorns
And a funny little moustache on the side of one finger
She had kites and a cross and books and bells
And a march hare that looked like hell
And on one shoulder there was Elvis
verse 4
I said ?Hey, you?re like a work of art?
And she said, ?Mmhmmm, maybe so, but you?re not too smart.?
You push your luck you know it pushes back!
I told you once ?leave me alone so NO
You can?t call me on the telephone
Believe me, you?re as charming as a heart attack!?
I?m lookin? for that girl with bad tattoos
That?s what I need to chase away these blues
I?m lookin? for that girl with bad tattoos
Maybe baby that?s what I like about you