(verse 1)
Well I'm upper-upper class high society,
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,
And my ballrooms always filled the event is never small,
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,
(verse 2)
And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,
And everybody comes and comes again,
If your name is one the guest list, no one can take you higher,
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire,
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,
(verse 3)
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress,
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best,
My balls are always bouncing, from the left and to the right,
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night,
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,