Well I'm upper-upper class high society
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety
And always filled my ballrooms - the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest - balls of them all
And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire.
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest - balls of them all
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing - to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest - balls of them all
