When you came in this bar tonight
Heads began to turn
And one by one the men walked up
And everyone got burned
You were quite the flirt
In your mini skirt
Brought the boys down to their knees
But you waited too long to pick one out
Now it's just you and me.
I may not be a millionaire
And I ain't no movie star
But you played hard to get too long
And the good ones left the bar
I know you had intentions of going home with Mr. Right
But it's last call for alcohol
And I'm the best you'll do tonight
Hey we can leave in separate cars
And no one has to know
I hope you don't live too far from here
My gas tank's running low
But if all goes well
And we close the deal
And you're looking for a date next week
You can come back to the same ole bar
And I'll be sittin' in the same ole' seat
I know I ain't that handsome
And I drive a beat up truck
I also know we better go
Before you sober up
The best you'll do tonight