Well I can't seem to make it to work on time
No matter how hard I try I'm always runnin' behind
Workin' seven days a week and I don't need any overtime
I wish Eddie at home start that attacking wife
Got punched in my lip and saw a neon sign
I said "Hell, why not"
I could use a shot
I said now bartender, bartender
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I ain't had a drink all damn week
Yeah, my boss is on the rag and my wife ran off
Ain't nobody home to steal my dog
I said bartender, bartender make it a strong one
I ain't leavin' here 'til my problems are all gone
Start me a tab I'm gonna be here all night
I might go Bud,
That work thing that sounds awful depressing
Tell me, "how's your wife been doin'?"
You know what she said to me Nate
I'd watch it Mike, she's sitting right over there
But what she say?
Said my hair was too long and my eyes were too blue
Not trusting her now she's taken all my kids
I'm just too big and I need a new pair of boots
I don't just ask for your number and run to her friends
She just leaves me at the house late at night and weekends
But I'd jump in my truck and get out to where I'd fit in
I said now bartender, bartender
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I ain't had a drink all damn week
Yeah, my boss is on the rag and my wife ran off
Ain't nobody home to steal my dog
I said bartender, bartender make it a strong one
I ain't leavin' here 'til my problems are all gone
Start me a tab I'm gonna be here all night
I said now start me a tab I'm gonna be in here all night
Last call (Last call)
I said how much was that tab
Yeah, I'm gonna rent a room tonight
'Scuse me m'am what was that room number again?