Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
When the coach called me up to the plate
I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin' and kissin'
My average was point double-o eight
So I spit on my hands
Knocked the dirt from my spikes
And pointed right towards center field
This time I'm hittin' a home run
This time love is for real
I'll slide I'll steal, I'll sacfice
A lovin' fly for you
I've been slumpin' all season
But now I've found the reason
I've struck on a love that is true
I used to play the field
I used to be a roamer
But season's turnin' around for me now
I've finally bagged me a homer
That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer