Five names that I can hardly
Stand to hear Including yours and mine
and one more champ who isn't here, I can see the ladies talking
How the times are getting hard
And that fearsome explanation on Magnolia Boulevard
And I'm going in--sane
And I'm laughing at the fro--zen rain
And I'm so -- a -- lone
Honey when they gonna send me home
Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a
Transistor and a large Sum of money to spend
You fella, you tearin' up the street
You wear that white tuxedo how you gonna beat the heat
Do you take me for a fool, do you think that I don't see
That ditch out in the valley that they're digging just for me
And I'm going in--sane
And I'm laughing at the fro--zen rain
And I'm so -- a -- lone
Honey when they gonna send me home
Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a
Transistor and a large Sum of money to spend
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And I'm going in--sane
And I'm laughing at the fro--zen rain
And I'm so -- a -- lone
Honey when they gonna send me home
Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend
Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a
Transistor and a large Sum of money to spend