fast country two step rhythm, but it rocks!)
Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back 'n' forth, that's my only destination
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that
Meeeeeeeee ow, wow, wow, wow
(Repeat chord progression for each verse and Chorus.)