Verse 1
Zippo met her at a party
She was dancing to Nirvani
Looking like a cross between
Melrose Place and Kelly Bundy
He's just a dumb surfer
How could he out smart her?
And what's the very best line he could find?
Verse 2
First time they mad eye contact
Zippo nearly went under
Her eyes were barrelling
Right through his whole world
Her lips said my name's Bliss
In the middle of a kiss
And the feminists in the corner thought it foul
When Zippo said
Baby won't you mind my towel
Girl you know I'm in love with you
Baby won't you mind my towel
I could be gone for an hour or two
Verse 3
Very next day at the beach
Bliss was perched upon his towel
Pining for a view
Of her surfer dude
Muscle guy went strolling by
Became the apple of her eye
Grabbing hold of his hand she was dragged away
I heard him say