Now I met an old friend in the bar the other night
And he got a little drunk and wanted to fight
And he jumped and challenged every man in the room
And just about the time he got the words out
An old boy jumped up and closed his mouth
And used his head for a mop and a butt for a broom
It was an attitude adjustment
I guess it was his first time
An attitude adjustment
Now he understands just fine
He got bent out of shape and he opened his mouth
And just one old point straightened him right out
It was an attitude adjustment, it'll work everytime
"Chords are the same progression for the rest of the song"