Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
Hava Nagilas for the Jews,
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.
Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)
Born agains sing He is risen,
But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)
For godless existentialism.
For Atheists,
Theres no good news,
Theyll never sing a song of faith.
For atheists,
They have a rule,
The he is always lowercase.
The he is always lowercase.
Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)
But they do have Sundays free. (have Sundays free)
Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
Coptics have the books of scrolls,
Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven)
Atheists have rock and roll.
For Atheists,
Theres no good news,
Theyll never sing a song of Faith.
In their songs,
They have a rule,
The he is always lowercase.
The he is always lowercase.
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists
Dont have no Songs!!
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
Hava Nagilas for the Jews, (for the Jews)
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.
Catholics dress up for Mass,
And listen to, Gregorian chants.
Atheists just take a pass,
Watch football in their
underpants.
Watch football in their underpants.
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
Dont have no songs!