Yeah you must think you're funny
Calling him at 10 o'clock
You think he thinks you're pretty
I know you see me
Do you think that you can win this game?
Yeah you must think you're so attractive
When you're playing dumb
The only thing you're showing him
Is how desperate you've become
I hope you trip over the boundaries
That you step right over
But go ahead and shoot your shot
Baby let me know how it goes
Know him better than you thought
And I think you should know
You're his apocalyptic crush
He'd like you only if there was
No one left on Earth
Babe I'm sorry if that hurts
But he's mine until then
You're his apocalyptic crush
If we all died you'd be the one
Who'd get to kiss him in the ashes
So hey, what are the chances
For a World War 3?
'Cause he's never gonna like you
Like he likes me