Well you told me you would leave me
If I couldn't give up drinking
Well baby here's me showing you I can
And it may not be conventional
Way to say that I'm an honest man
You said that I'd never
Well look at me right now
'Cause I'm faded off ten milligrams
And I'm sliding off this broken pull-out couch
Hey I'm getting stoned
In this cold house here all alone
Wishing on a half-smoked four-leaf clover
I'm in and out of codeine dreams
And ain't drank whiskey in a week
But honey,
I'm anything but sober
Well I tried going to some meetings
But I only end up meeting folks like me
Who have a need for getting high
And I swear I'll never drink again
But that devil likes to keep me by his side
Hey I'm getting stoned
In this cold house here all alone
Wishing on a half-smoked four-leaf clover
I'm in and out of codeine dreams
And ain't drank whiskey in a week
But honey,
I'm anything but sober
And you said that I'd never
Take a look at me right now
'Cause I'm caught between these two white lines
I've been trying to prove a point since you walked out
Hey I'm getting stoned
In this cold house here all alone
Wishing on a half-smoked four-leaf clover
I'm in and out of codeine dreams
And ain't drank whiskey in a week
But honey,
I'm anything but sober
Come on
Hey I'm getting stoned
In this cold house here all alone
Wishing on a half-smoked four-leaf clover
I'm in and out of codeine dreams
And ain't drank whiskey in a week
But honey,
I'm anything but sober
Oh yeah