No part of me's blank, I'm really ink obsessed
It's like an art show the moment that I get undressed
At every job interview, they're just so impressed
Cause I got all my ex-wives on my chest
Over here is Clay Aiken, there's a side of bacon
And a minotaur pillow fighting with Satan
Next to Hello Kitty and a zombie ice-skating
Wait It's Ronald Reagan
I got these dragons, I got these dolphins
All inscribed on me indelibly, I've had bad reactions
Bad infections, even hepatitis C
My friends think that I need therapy
Maybe some laser surgery
For the flaming goat skull on my knee
Knee, knee, knee, knee (hey )
Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back! (all over)
And I've got some space here, on the side of my face here
For another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
No, I'm not high (high), I'm really okay (okay)
I just love these scribbles (haha), that won't go away
I got another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Yes, there were a few
I got from a losing a bet
I misspelled a word or two
Still there's nothing I regret
My shopping trips are no sweat
There's never stuff I forget
Check out this rad Boba Fett
He's playing clarinet!
Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back! (all over)
And what the heck (haha), there's still room on my neck (waa)
I'll get another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
I don't know why (why), but every day (day)
Whenever folks see me, they just back away
I got another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
OWW!
Dehh Okay, right there by my elbow, see?
Yeah, I got a couple of square inches left
Uhhh Maybe a squid or a tarantula or something
I dunno, surprise me