Well I remember back in my younger days of high school
Back then baseball was my biggest dream
But when I stood in line for my turn at bat
I found that wasn't where they wanted me at
I wound up totting the water for all the teams
Well there ain't nobody gonna miss me when I'm leaving
There ain't nobody ever loved me very long
No matter how much I miss our show
I get kicked around everywhere I go
There ain?t nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone
So when my Uncle Sam called me to serve my country
I stood up brave and smiled and packed my duds
But to my surprise when I got there
They gave me the boots and cut my hair
I wound up scrubbing the floor and a peeling spuds
Repeat #2
Well I met me a pretty little girl one day in Nashville
I loved her more than all of my wildest dreams
She took me for my money my house and my boat
And didn't even leave me a goodbye note
I gave it all up boy did she strip me clean
Repeat #2
There ain't nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone