Three Million mega hertz, super duper processor
Got a 200 gig hard drive
32 inch screen, and a scanner machine
Boy your wastin' too much time
I say get outta the house
Pull away from the mouse
Son you been missin', some might good fishin'
And a whole lot of everything.
I'm an American Offline
I'm into havin' a good time
It does you good to get some sunshine
Every once in awhile
Get out and drive your '69
And sip some honky-tonk wine
Hot women in the nighttime
I'm an American Offline.
I got a cabin in the country where I go sometimes
To clear my head and get away
Got my channel on TV, no lab top for me
Cold beer, smile on my face
Now take my advice, you better think twice
Before you turn that damn computer up
There's so much more to see
Than that office routine
So forget all that long on stuff.
Be an American Offline
Now don't you think you need some sunshine
On that lily white business suit skin
Why don't go and get a beach front room
Make some noise and a wear your hat in the pool
Make some love in the daytime
Be an American Offline.
(www.rockinRandal)
Stroll them hot leather bars
Meet some friends makes some homemade wine
Till the sunshines
I'm an American Offline.
(Process me baby)
I'm an American Offline
I'm gonna have me a good time.