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#1.
We read the paper and we pick the show.
I met her there but my watch was slow.
She came early and I came late.
We never met, it was a hell of a date.
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#2.
The way we met, she was a friend of a friend.
They needed money and I had it to lend.
She had five she wanted ten.
I gave her all my money so I got none to spend.
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#3.
She burns her biscuits and her gravy is strange.
Can?t fry a chicken in a micro-wave range.
Her salt?s tasty her sugar?s sweet.
No, she can?t cook but she?s got something to eat.
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