Well, Billy rapped all night about his suicide
How he'd kick it in the head when he was twenty five,
Speed dive, don't wanna stay alive when your twenty five.
And Wendy's stealing clothes from unlocked cars, and
Freddie's got spots from rippin' off the stars from his face
(Funky little boat race)
The television man is crazy saying were juvenile delinquent wrecks
Oh man I need TV when I got T.Rex
Oh brother you guessed, I'm a dude dad
Ah all the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news
All the young dudes
Carry the news
Boogaloo dudes
Carry the news
Lucy looking sweet 'cos he dresses like a queen,
But he can kick like mule it's a real mean team,
And my brothers back at home with his Beatles and his Stones,
We never got it off on all that revolution stuff
What a drag, - too many snags.
Now I drunk a lot of wine and I'm feeling fine
Got to race some cat to bed - oh is there concrete all around
Or is it it my head - Yeah I'm a dude dad.
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