Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seats
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seats
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Are you feeling nervous?
Are you having fun?
It's almost over, it's just begun
Don't overthink this, look in my eye
Don't be scared, don't be shy
Come on in, the water's fine
We're going to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody oh
We're going to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, hey yo,
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Heads down, pray for me
Heads down now, pray for me
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
You wanna hear a funny story? So, uh, five years ago,
I quit performing live comedy, because I was beginning to have uh,
severe panic attacks, while on stage, which is not a great place to have them
So I, I quit, and I didn't perform for five years, I spent that time
trying to improve myself mentally. And you know what? I did! I got better.
I got so much better, in fact, that in January of
2020, I thought, "You know what? I should
start performing again. I've been hiding from the world
and I need to re-enter.
And then, the funniest thing happened
Are you feeling nervous?
Are you having fun?
It's almost over, it's just begun
Don't overthink this, look in my eye
Don't be scared, don't be shy
Come on in, the water's fine
You say the ocean's rising
Like I give a shit
You say the whole world's ending
Honey, it already did
You're not gonna slow it
Heaven knows you tried
Got it? Good, now get inside
We're going to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody oh
We're going to go where everybody knows
Everybody knows
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Heads down, pray for me
Heads down now, pray for me
I said get your fucking hands up
Get up! Get up!
I'm talking to you, get the fuck up!
Get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Hey, fuckin', get your fucking hands up
Get on out of your seat
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
Come on, heads down, pray for me
Heads down now, pray for me
I said get your fucking hands up
Get on- *laughs*
All eyes on me, all eyes on me