Said Cindy Lou I know you're husband and there's gonna be hell to pay
There ain't nothing like a woman scorned
There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew they were in for a war
They saw a screaming half naked waffle house waitress flying off the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned
She chased him around the kitchen he was trying to apologize
He dialed a 9 and 1 'fore she landed that left hook
She knocked him out cold Candy's stronger than she looks
There ain't nothing like a woman scorned
There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew who was winning that war
They saw a half naked bleeding husband who'd been cheating spread eagle on the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned
There ain't nothing like a woman scorned
There ain't nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns
And oh she swears all is fair in love and war
Said if you wanna be a dog I'll treat you like a dog You're sleeping on the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned
Like a woman scorned