I died in 1859
I've haunted this old home since Lincoln was alive
It burned down in 1995
But they made some renovations and the new family moves in today
I can’t wait to spook them
Here they come!
Oh God, please, no
It's the family from CoComelon
I've turned to stone
There’s no escaping from their cold dead eyes
This was my home
But now it's haunted by the CoComelon
I just can't cope
They're singing songs that sound like they were written by AI
Daddy jumping!
Yes, haha
Yes, yes, wow!
Please, CoComelon, show mercy to this old feeble soul!
Denied, I couldn't run and hide
Their songs grew more demented, and yet I was hypnotized
Have I died a second time?
Am I cursed to spend eternity singing nursery rhymes from hell
Under their spell
Under their spell
Under their spell
Under their spell
Oh God, please, no
I'm being tortured by the CoComelon
They're in control
I'm just a shell of my former self
How could I know
I’d be imprisoned by the CoComelon
There’s nowhere to go
Stuck in this house underneath their spell
I'm in CoComelon hell
I’m in CoComelon hell