A candle burning for everything I've ever wanted.
A tattoo burned for everything I've ever wanted and lost.
I had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket,
but I've cut it down to one and your name's at the top.
Chorus
Won't you share a common disaster
Share with me a common disaster
Oh oh, a common disaster
I found myself a friend, but he's crooked as a stick in water.
So now I'm writing fairy tales to catch the spirit of revenge.
He's got a plan to steal my little sister,
but I'm not too concerned 'cause I will get him in the end.
Chorus
Won't you share a common disaster
Share with me a common disaster
Oh oh, a common disaster
Solo on First Half Of Verse, First Line of Chorus
Going to find me someone to share a common disaster.
Run away with me from a life so cramped and dull.
Not worry too much about the happily-ever-after.
Just keep the Caddie moving 'til we're well beyond that hill.
Chorus
Won't you share a common disaster
Share with me a common disaster
Oh oh, a common disaster