We got the 7 inch single the long-playing album
The 12" disco mix
Just put it on the jukebox grab yourself a lager
See what the needle predicts
We had the country and western a dodgy little section
With Jerry Lee Lewis and gang
From a jack to a king to secure prison wing
But still the whole tavern they sang
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Dolly Parton was queen Billy Joel the boss
We were uptown downtown little bit of Motown
With Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross
All the punters would sing and you'd be joinin' in too
Red red wine everybody hurts and don't it make your brown eyes blue
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Then there were the tightwads going to the jukebox
Put in solitary 5p
Worked out that Pink Floyd anything by Meatloaf
Was longer than your 10cc
Denying what you actually put on
Pretending that you hate it you don't even rate it
But catch yourself singin' along
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Neil Diamond was king Elton John number 1
It was a working class hymn but the
One congregation the Church really wished to be gone
We sang give peace a chance with Yoko Ono and John
Saturday night's alright for fighting
And where have all the boot boys gone
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So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's
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Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese