Close your legs, open your mind
Leave those compliments well behind
Dig a little deeper into yourself
And you may find
Come on over here just sit right down
Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown
I hear you've turned our young men
Into dribbling clowns
36 D - So what, D - so what
Is that all that you got?
36 D - So what, D - so what
Is that all that you got?
Make their day and go ahead
Remove your clothes lie on their bed
Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet
To the easily led
And before you do just what you do
Here's one thought for you to chew
The men who run the business that you sell
They screw you too
36 D - So what, D - so what
Is that all that you got?
36 D - So what, D - so what
Is that all that you got?
You're just another 365 night stand
But you're so handy, you're so handy
You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land
But you're so handy, you're so handy
Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls
You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's
You're body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls
But you want more
You name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks
Your Coach and Horses and your Wool-Packs
Your poses turn the passive into maniacs
But you want more
36 D - So what, D - so what
Is that all that you got?
36 D - So what, D - so what
Is that all that you got?
36 D - So what, D - so what
Is that all that you got?
36 D - So what, D - so what
Is that all that you got?
36 D - So what, so wha-aaaat
36 D - So what, so wha-aaaat
36 D - So what, so wha-aaaat
36 D - So whaaaaaaaat
He was trying to save his job
36 D
36 D
He was, he was trying to save his job