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Ooooohhh yeah
Ooooooh aaahhh
Verse
The first time I saw your face on the set of Innerspace
Thought it would always be like this
Just like Kurt and Goldie, or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker
A picture of Hollywood wedded bliss
Bridge (palm muted)
But it was not to be,
You left me for that dirty stinkin Aussie,
That skin headed gladiating fool,
Ten thousand odd foot of tool
Chorus
Now I'm mowing lawns on a ride on lawn mower
While you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you (Yeah yeah)
Verse
You built an empire out of romantic comedies
Sleepless in Seattle, Courage Under Fire, and When Harry Met Sally
You got famous in that restaurant scene but I didn't see you comin', No no
But tell me baby were you fakin' it with me? Ye-ah
Chorus
Cause I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower yeah
Meg, cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you
Bridge
What was it baby
Was it cause he was in Vertuosity?
That shouldn't be a selling point
You can take it from me, take it from me YEAH!
How is it baby,
When he gets you in the bed?
All reports are
That he's Quick and the Dead (Quick and the Dead____________)
(no chords)
And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower
I'd like to bury him up to his head
While you________________ ride on Russel Crowe-ah
In the grass and make him dead, teach him a lesson that he'll never forget
Meg______________ Ryan, I'm cryin' over you
I'm gonna get him with a Trident and a net.